“Welcome to Stonehenge. Today you’ll be stepping back 5,000 years to explore this wonder of the world.” So said the brochure at the visitor’s center, where we disembarked from the tour bus after a two-hour drive. I had looked forward to this day with my son, David Jr.—just the two of us—and it happened to …
“He’s afraid you might embarrass him when you drop him off,” my daughter, Madi, said, with shrugged shoulders and a half-smile, her body language signaling me not to take my ten-year-old grandson’s concern too seriously. Eli needed a ride to school for a field trip. He’s in fourth grade, but there would be some older …
To whom it may concern: George Gallup Public Opinion Research: I’d like to suggest an opinion poll you need to conduct: a survey on the most annoying words and phrases people use. Your readers can then read the results of your respective research and be enlightened, avoiding using those expressions that irritate sensitive people like me. …
I noticed a cartoon posted on Instagram last week by thesimplecatholic. It showed the little children sitting at Jesus’s feet as he teaches them, and he’s saying, “So then I was like, ‘Mom, chill out, I’ll be back in like 3 days, tops.’” I smiled, then winced. It seemed to make light not only of …
“Are you from Oklahoma?” the gentleman asked as he extended his hand to me, followed by a quick, “We’re from Missouri.” I was wearing my crimson and cream Oklahoma sweatshirt. We’d just landed in London, England, earlier that morning, having flown all night. The man from Missouri and his family had their bags in the …