My Uncle Leo never cared much about football, and his cavalier attitude to the game would test the patience of us who revered college football on Saturdays as much as we did the King James Bible and momma’s pot roast on Sundays. “I know who is gonna win this game,” he would say as we …
A little boy, in trouble with his mother, decided to run away from home. He took off down the sidewalk on his tricycle. A neighbor soon observed him coming past every 10 or 15 minutes. So, the neighbor stopped the little guy: “Billy, why are you going around and around the block on your trike?” …
My favorite children’s story when I was a kid was the “Little Engine That Could.” I made my mother read that one to me, over and over, until I’m sure she was muttering, “Oh Lord, not again,” when I asked for her to read it “one more time.” Do you remember it? A little blue …
“I do believe those are your three most favorite words,” my wife commented, with no criticism intended. It was one of those, “by-the-way” observations that give reason for pause. I had just used the phrase, “just in case.” “Really?” I responded, surprised, and a tad defensive. She chuckled, trying to wave it off as a …
Have you heard about the man who moved into a retirement community to spend the rest of his life there? It wasn’t long until he had made a number of friends among the other residents. There was one lady to whom he was especially attracted, and she was attracted to him, also. So, they spent …